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by CleanU
The ScreenyWeeny 6.0 is a lifelike prosthetic penis from CleanU that comes pre-loaded with synthetic urine, designed to pass standard laboratory screening. Made from soft-touch silicone and available in four skin tone and style variants, it attaches to two 80ml pouches of CleanUrin — a proprietary synthetic formula developed and manufactured in Germany. Give it a squeeze, and it delivers a convincing, temperature-correct stream with zero drips or leaks.
We've carried CleanU products for years, and the 6.0 is their most refined version yet. The silicone feels noticeably more realistic than older models — there's a slight give when you press it, closer to actual skin than the rigid rubber you get from cheaper alternatives. It's the kind of product where the engineering matters, and CleanU clearly spent time getting the details right.
The ScreenyWeeny 6.0 comes in four options to match your skin tone and anatomy. This isn't cosmetic — choosing the right one matters for visual credibility in supervised situations. Here's the breakdown:
| Variant | SKU | Description |
|---|---|---|
| White | SM0252 | Light skin tone, uncircumcised |
| White (circumcised) | SM0255 | Light skin tone, circumcised |
| Dark | SM0254 | Dark skin tone, uncircumcised |
| Dark (circumcised) | SM0256 | Dark skin tone, circumcised |
Pick the variant that matches you. If you're between shades, go darker rather than lighter — it draws less attention under fluorescent lighting. And the circumcised vs. uncircumcised choice? That's purely anatomical accuracy. Get the one that matches what a supervisor would expect to see.
Everything you need arrives in one discreet package — no extra purchases required. Here's the full contents:
| Item | Quantity | Details |
|---|---|---|
| ScreenyWeeny 6.0 prosthetic | 1 | Soft-touch silicone, variant-specific |
| Synthetic urine pouches | 2 | 80ml each (160ml total) |
| Thermo-sachet | 1 | Heats urine to body temperature range |
The two 80ml pouches give you 160ml total — more than enough for a standard sample collection, which typically requires 30–45ml. The spare pouch is your insurance. We'd recommend keeping the second one sealed until you actually need it, as the synthetic urine stays stable longer in its original packaging.
Let's be direct: this isn't a cheap product, and it shouldn't be. The ScreenyWeeny 6.0 exists because the stakes are high. A failed screening can cost you a job, a contract, or worse. At that point, the price of a CleanU kit is a rounding error.
What separates the ScreenyWeeny from DIY approaches — hiding a bag of someone else's sample, using detox drinks, or just hoping for the best — is the level of engineering. The silicone prosthetic is moulded to look anatomically correct from a short distance, which matters in observed or semi-observed settings. The squeeze-to-release mechanism produces a natural-looking stream, not a suspicious trickle. And the thermo-sachet brings the synthetic urine to between 32°C and 38°C, which is the temperature window labs check for. Hand someone a cup of room-temperature liquid and you've failed before they even test it.
The one honest limitation: this is a male-anatomy product. If you need a female option, CleanU makes the CleanUrin Kit separately — same synthetic urine, different delivery method. And if you're in a situation where someone is standing directly behind you watching at close range, no prosthetic on earth is going to be completely invisible. The ScreenyWeeny is designed for standard supervised conditions — the kind where someone's in the room but not examining you like a museum exhibit.
The synthetic urine included with the ScreenyWeeny 6.0 isn't just coloured water. CleanUrin is a proprietary formula manufactured in Germany that replicates the chemical composition of healthy, drug-free human urine. It contains the same markers that labs check for: creatinine levels, specific gravity, pH balance, urea, and uric acid — all within normal human ranges.
Specifically, CleanUrin passes the following standard adulteration tests:
These are the industry-standard panels that labs use to verify a sample is genuine human urine and hasn't been tampered with. CleanUrin passes all three. That said, lab technology does evolve — CleanU updates their formula periodically to stay ahead, and the 6.0 ships with the latest version of their synthetic urine.
The process is straightforward, but preparation matters. Don't leave this to the morning of — do a practice run at home first. Seriously. Fumbling with unfamiliar equipment under pressure is how people get caught.
One tip from experience: wear boxer briefs, not loose boxers. The snug fit helps keep everything in place and prevents the pouch from shifting during movement. And check the temperature strip on the collection cup if one is provided — if the sample reads below 32°C, you activated the thermo-sachet too early and it's cooled down. Timing the activation is the single most critical step.
The ScreenyWeeny 6.0 is made from medical-grade silicone — the same type used in prosthetics and special effects. It has a matte finish rather than a glossy one, which looks far more realistic under bathroom lighting. The weight feels right too — not so heavy that it pulls down, not so light that it feels like a toy.
The hose connections are the part most people worry about, and rightly so — a leak during use would be catastrophic. CleanU uses a friction-fit system that locks tight when pushed together dry. We've tested this by filling and inverting the unit, and it held without a single drop escaping. The squeeze mechanism has consistent resistance — enough that you won't accidentally trigger it, but not so stiff that you're visibly straining.
All manufacturing happens in Germany under CleanU's own quality control. This isn't a white-label product from a random factory — CleanU has been refining this design across six versions, and the 6.0 reflects that iteration.
| Specification | Detail |
|---|---|
| Brand | CleanU |
| Model | ScreenyWeeny 6.0 |
| Material | Medical-grade silicone |
| Synthetic urine volume | 2 x 80ml (160ml total) |
| Temperature control | Thermo-sachet (targets 32–38°C) |
| Adulteration tests passed | Ratisbonne, Adultacheck 10, Adulteration 7SL |
| Variants | 4 (White, White circumcised, Dark, Dark circumcised) |
| Country of manufacture | Germany |
If you want backup synthetic urine pouches without buying a second full kit, CleanU sells standalone CleanUrin refill pouches. Worth having a spare set in the drawer — the synthetic urine has a long shelf life when sealed, and you never know when you'll need it on short notice. For home pre-screening, grab a THC urine test to check your natural levels before deciding whether you need the ScreenyWeeny at all.
Yes. CleanUrin replicates the chemical profile of human urine, including the compounds responsible for its characteristic smell. Under normal testing conditions, it's indistinguishable from a genuine sample by scent alone.
The thermo-sachet maintains the 32–38°C range for approximately 4–6 hours after activation. Keeping the pouch against your body extends this window, as your body heat supplements the sachet. Activate it about 30–45 minutes before you expect to provide the sample.
The prosthetic itself is reusable — rinse it with warm water after use and let it air dry. You'll need fresh synthetic urine pouches and a new thermo-sachet for each subsequent use. CleanU sells refill kits separately.
Azarius ships all orders in plain, unmarked packaging. No product names, logos, or descriptions visible on the outside. Your postman won't know what's inside.
Temperature is the most common reason samples get flagged. If your thermo-sachet has cooled, body heat alone won't recover the temperature fast enough. The fix is timing: activate the sachet no more than 45 minutes before your appointment, and keep the pouch tucked against your skin.
It's designed for standard supervised conditions where someone is present in the room but not conducting a close-range visual inspection. The silicone is realistic enough to pass a glance from a normal distance. For directly observed situations where someone is watching from inches away, no prosthetic device can guarantee invisibility.
Most collection cups require 30–45ml. Each pouch contains 80ml, so one pouch is more than enough. The second pouch is your backup — keep it sealed unless needed.
Standard panels test for adulteration markers like creatinine, pH, specific gravity, and temperature. CleanUrin passes the three main adulteration tests: Ratisbonne, Adultacheck 10, and Adulteration 7SL. CleanU updates their formula to keep pace with evolving lab protocols.
Last updated: April 2026
This product description was drafted with AI assistance and reviewed by Luke Sholl, Cannabinoids & smartshop specialist since 2011. Editorial oversight by Joshua Askew.
Medical disclaimer. This content is for informational purposes only and does not constitute medical advice. Consult a qualified healthcare provider before use of any substance.
